Donald's Ice
Cream Theory
Donald Shephard
Think logically and you will find
A special kind of peace of mind.
Consider ice cream, cold and sweet,
A lovely, luscious dinner treat.
Think logically, clear and bold,
Recall that ice cream’s always cold,
But calories are made of heat
So ice cream has none. Oh! How neat!
Think logically of ice cream yummy
Getting down into your tummy
Draws calories out to warm and render
The ice cream hot, your body slender.
Think logically for figure trimming
Consider ice cream’s really slimming.
Since chocolate is a major flavor,
It must be slimming too to savor.
Think logically and you will find
A special kind of peace of mind.
Begin it now, your strictest diet
Of chocolate ice cream. What a riot!