Sunday we had lunch at a Thai restaurant that used peanut butter, not my favorite, called The Sham Poo. To me the best dining was at your cousin Fran's eatery where I thoroughly enjoyed the food. She uses herbs, (which she pronounces "herbs" rather than "herbs") and spices in a delicate way that stimulates my appetite. We had a great time at her restaurant, The Sham Crisco, with its pseudo elite ambience, fake fur clientele, and fake animal rights picketers outside. In fact, I left my heart in Fran's Sham Crisco.
Your most humble and obedient servant,